Story of my life
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The Curse
Aka Hylia’s favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer
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JACOB ELORDI AND RENEÉ RAPP
Saturday Night Live - Jan. 20, 2024
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“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.
“It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works.”
-Terry Pratchett
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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between ‘men’s’ and 'women’s’ deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens’ plays better with pit hair and doesn’t pill up in it and 'womens’ tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.
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“not to be a lesbian but oh my god” is the tumblr gaygirl equivalent to “you sir have won all my internets!”
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i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went
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theworsethingsgettheharderifight:
Your heights. Now.
wuthering
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